WILLIAM PALAFOX

William Palafox hails from Possum Creek, Kentucky where until recently he spent his time manning a toll booth in the hours where he was sober enough to stand up and count out the change. But that all changed one day when he got the bright idea to write a book about the French military. Now his home is all paid off, and he's thinking about moving it to a better trailer park because he doesn't want his children growing up around riff-raff.